Karen Academy

- Enrollment rules for Karen Academy - 1. You must never wear a mask, however, masks with holes in them are allowed. 2. You must be able to talk very loud so that no one else around you can hear their own voice. 3. You must have memberships to all the local stores and gas stations. 4. Karen hair cuts are preferred, but not required. 5. If you don't know what to say in response, just say "I TALKED TO MY ATTORNEY BEFORE I CAME HERE!" 6. Skateboards are the worst creation in humanity. 7. Do not listen to what other people say about you, you are always right. 8. Arguing is the best policy. (Remember, this is just for fun! Treat others kindly!) 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥! People who are regularly active on the group wall might get the "Certified Karen" role!