Not Our Pants, Alien Swine! — Live Player Count & Stats

Now in open beta! (Invasion, Survivors, Bowling, AFK Lounge, Retro Arcade) 🚨 ALIENS ARE HERE — AND THEY WANT YOUR PANTS! Welcome to the NOPAS universe! Start in the lobby and choose your chaos: 🛡️ INVASION Up to 18 players clash in an eight-class PvPvE showdown! Defend the suburb as the United Pants Defense Force, or lead alien minions as a Collector. Build, rescue, battle, and depants your rivals through Setup, Invasion, and the Final Stand. The Golden Pants decide it all during the Final Stand! 👽 MINION SURVIVORS Take on minion swarms in a fight for survival. Can you hold out against the alien horde chaos? 🎳 MINION PANIC BOWLING Hit the lanes for Classic bowling or unleash special abilities in Mayhem mode. Roll strikes, earn cosmetics, and celebrate with a little alien flair! Three games. One universe. Earth's pants are on the line! 🚧 Now in Open Beta — new content and fixes arriving regularly.